It’s that time of the afternoon again. After a recent spasm of probity—likely brought on by a transient ischemic attack, or micro-stroke—they’re back to their old, Climate Honest selves.
I’m not entirely clear on who or what Sarah Green is, but from Ms Green’s complicity in the latest regurge of the Magic Majority Meme I take it the answer is nobody, intellectually speaking.
Still, no amount of mental mediocrity is an excuse for cynically deluding one’s readers, let alone when most of them are climate gullibilists, the only demographic born with even fewer critical faculties than the grant-jonesing lientists they lionize. If anything, such unfortunates deserve the highest protection from con artists and mountebanks. They are, after all, the most precious and defenseless dears in society.
Yet if you head over to the curiously-incurious hive of softball interrogation that is Reddit’s Ask Me Anything, you may come across the spectacle of one Sarah Green (consensuologist, University of the Third Rate) confabulating her ass off with impunity:
To overturn our current understanding of climate, the 3% will need to coalesce around one coherent theory that explains all our observations even better.
Groan. To state what should be—but isn’t—obvious to every single member of Green’s opiated flock:
That’s. Not. How. Science. Works. You. Fucking. Fraud.
But then, what would you expect from these meretricious pseuds? Let’s be frank (because nobody else is): I could have pointed to almost any number of other instances of self-serving disinformation on the Green web, couldn’t I? It seems barely a day goes by without a wave of climagogical crimes against truth.
Oh well. Liars gonna lie (and deniers gonna deny the lies).
Evil, meet banality.
NB If the gods of comedy favor us, CliScep junkie Ken Rice will pop up in the comments below to regale us with what he imagines is a good explanation for his coauthor’s distortions.
In that event, we would ask our readers not to be too harsh on him. As we’ve discovered the hard way, ATTP (as he’s better known) literally, honest-to-god doesn’t know the first thing about how science works. He’s not feigning confusion; he lives it. You might even say Ken is as much a victim of the climate stultification cult as a ringleader.