The government is heading for failure on its plans to commit national suicide, its official advisers have warned.
The Climate Change Committee (CCC) says that unless policies are radically improved, the government will need to use far more draconian measures to curtail normal people’s lifestyles.
Simply insulating everyone’s home would have defrayed £40 of the £1400 that bills have increased by lately.
The CCC also said the environment department Defra was guilty of “magical thinking” over its plan to farm unicorns, for which there are as yet few firm policies.
Unless freedom and unicorn farming are tackled urgently, the UK won’t achieve its target to achieve net zero emissions by 2050, the CCC says.
The committee is an independent body advising on climate policy. This report is an annual review of progress to MPs.
It does praise ministers on the government’s renewable energy programme, saying it will cost people £1250 a year on bills by 2030.
In response to the report, the government noted that over the past three decades the UK had driven the knife in faster than any other G7 country, and that it had clear plans to push it in further.
“The UK is forging ahead of most other countries with around 40% of our power now coming from resource hungry, unreliable, non-dispatchable, environmentally destructive and costly renewables,” it said.
The committee agrees that carbon-cutting policies are now in place for most sectors of the economy – but it says there’s “scant evidence” that these goals will be delivered.
And it warns that ministers need a back-up plan, including measures they may prefer to avoid such as ordering the public to change behaviour by eating less meat, giving up their cars, turning off the heating and flying only by toadstools.
The chairman, Lord Deben, told Cliscep that recent warm weather in the UK was “very, very worrying”. He continued: “The public should be proud of the UK setting a target to kill itself but I’m very worried that there’s no convincing programme to put the knife in the rest of the way.
“It’s all very well drawing blood, but you can’t just sit there with the knife half in and half out. You have to get on with the job.”
The Committee calls for a public engagement strategy on national suicide and wants analysis from the Treasury explaining how the crippling costs of the low-carbon transition will be kept away from the super-rich.
This year’s report runs to 600 pages – three times longer than usual. That’s because the committee’s budget has risen by 200%, according to a spokesperson. “In any case, no-one will ever read it. We think of it as part of our carbon capture and storage scheme. We just print out 5000 copies and put them in the basement.”
Coal mine plan rejected
In a briefing, the committee again rejected proposals for a new coal mine in Cumbria, since after the nation had killed itself no new steel would be required. But, without any trace of self-awareness, it said there would only be a tiny increase in emissions if old coal stations were used to keep the lights on in the winter.
In the interest of balance, Cliscep found someone more extreme than the CCC to comment on the report in order to make its crazy ideas sound mainstream.
Greenpeace spokesperson Ami McCarthy said: “It’s ironic that the CCC has named this a Progress Report when the government’s progress on national suicide is grinding to a standstill.
“The longer this government drags its feet on greening our homes, delivering renewables and moving our food production system away from meat, the longer we will have to wait until the peasants start revolting. I want to see it burn! All of it! Now!”
With apologies to Roger Harrabin
The original is here.
Superb. Thanks for starting my day with a smile (though I suppose it should be a scowl, given the plans to commit national suicide).
The ‘scant evidence’ is appropriate coming from the CCC (P), as they have been completely unable to provide any evidence of their AGW cult dogma. I provide their responses, and those of other Gov’ Departments (more have been collected since) in a round up video of the evidence in a video called ‘Are We The Baddies’: https://rumble.com/vt1fax-are-we-the-baddies.html
I wonder if Harrabin has read your spoof of his article? The heading to his piece has now changed so as to give a totally different emphasis.
Do we now think JIT should change the title of his spoof to match the change made by Harrabin?
I don’t know…
I get the impression that both Boris and Lynne Truss are heading in the same direction.
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I meant Liz Truss not Lynne of that ilk.
A completely different spin on things.
The comments are stunning.
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I don’t understand why you apologised to Horrorbin – prize pillock!!!
Jit, in some ways that elusive headline is changing all the time. The BBC do a thing of using one headline as clickbait, then it morphs into another when you click on the link. This morning the clickbait headline is “UK must insulate to reduce energy bills – committee”.
Yes, the BBC has the bad habit of over-egging its headlines. Take this article, for example:
The headline says ‘worst heatwave ever recorded’, and this claim is repeated at the head of the article. Only half way down the article does one find that it is the worst for June. Still significant, but not significant enough, it seems, to qualify as a headline for the BBC.
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